Human Beatbox

This reminds me of that car commerical, I think Honda, where they record the sounds of the car and then create a song out of it. Pretty cool.

Little Michael Jackson

Like Micheal Jackson is not weird enough right?

Popeye vs. Anime

Digital animation parodying Japanese animation starring Popeye. I have found the meaning of life and I never even knew I was looking for it.

No Seatbelt, No Excuse

If all commericals were this graphic, people might learn something....

Owned

Oh man, I fell for this one too. Stupid mouse games. *Grumbles*

Butt Break

Now THAT is a firm booty.

Hitler Rap

Best. Hitler. Song. Ever

G-String Show

When was it that thongs hanging out became sexy? Say NO to Crack people!! With that being said where can I get myself one of those over the shoulder thongs?

<3

I admit it, this made me laugh.

PR. Differently: How Not to Act on J-Date

PR. Differently: How Not to Act on J-Date

Wow. Just wow.

Asian Photo Style 2

 
 
  

WTF Signs

 
 
 
  

The pwn3d Series

 
 
 
  

Burning Banana

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen someone do. EVER! Good thing they filmed it!

Amazing Grace

When I see things like this I makes me proud that we now have the technology to share it all. Once apon a time ago this talent would have mad she famous in her own town or maybe county, but now? The World!

Water full but working car!

*sigh* Gotta love the Japanese! How bad to I need one of these right now!! What a heat wave!

Topless Car Wash

This has been floating around the net for a while, but always a classic. Oh and boys are so EASY!!, - That's for you Shannie :)

The Dangers of Sleeping in a Chair

Remember kids, never fall asleep with your shoes on while drunken folk are playing with firecrackers.

Mr. Bill Runs Away

Mr. Bill runs away from Mr. Hands. Oh Nooooooooooo!!!!

Giant Girl Doll

This is some masterful puppetering. Giant Girl goes for a walk in the park. The creepist part about this is her face. The eyes have a very real expression to them, which I find a little strange because she can't move her eyebrows.

Biker hit by car

This is crazy! He gets hit straight on by a car and hops to his feet screaming at the guy.

Holla Back Girl

Holla Back Girl ala Roland Kam Wow, this song is already bad, but has now been taken to a whole new level. Just watch until the B-A-N-A-N-A-S part.

Spring Break

In honor of the summer

The Simulator - Garnet Hertz - 1997

Everywondered what it was like to work at Micky d's? Here is you big chance folks!

The Simulator

Trasl8it!

transl8it! iz simpl 2 uz! jst typ n yor SMS, TXT o ch@ spEk & Lt transL8it! cvert it 2 pln eng --o-- typ n a frAze n eng & cvert it 2 SMS TXT lingo!

How many hours have I spent trying to figure out those cryptic text messages people send me? I know as you are reading this you are thinking the same thing! Don't you wish there was a website out there that could just do all that converting for me?

Ph33r not my fine friends, because it is here the text message translater, OR, txt msg trasl8tr. Not only does this site translate your txt messages, it will also convert your message into easy to read txt spek.

But it doesn't stop there! This site can also translate that confusing chat speak, because who knew when they are saying "ttyl gf" They are really saying "talk to you later girlfriend"

THANK YOU Transl8it!
No longer will I be ostracized by my chat crew for not knowing the lingo.

Go here now.

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Please just waste some time here. I can't possible explain it, just go.

I said GO!!!






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The Greatest Love of All

Frank and the Steins

World Most Dangarous Comic

Wow.

Cartoons!

 

Trick your eyes

Normally I post the YouTube vid here but you have to watch this full screen.

This is so amazingly cool. I have seen a lot of optical illusions but this one takes the cake. I promise it is not one of those screaming faces or anything like that. Oh and if you are prone to seizures I do not recommend watching this.

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Drunken Chicken

Why is that chicken peeing out of it's mouth?

Asian Photo Style

 

Teletubbies Uncensored

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If women ruled the world, Part 2

 

If women ruled the world, Part 1

 

Why Men Die Younger

 

Excuses

The following is a collection of "actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling)" from the Office of Educational Assessment at the University of Washington.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

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Banana Guard

How many times has this happened to you? You have been at work of school for hours, time to take a break, you whip out your banana only to find it has been squished all over your lunch!

No more my friend, because now there is a patented device out there that is designed specificly to protect your banana. And it comes in 5 awesome colors!!



Banana Guard

Kontraband.com

What a great time killer this site is. Movies, images, cartoons, games, etc...

I did have a bit of a roughstart with this site. Actually it scarred me for life. How cool is that? The website changed my phobias for the rest of my life. There is not many sites that can say that. Not any really. So if you like drop me and email and I will tell you why I am now scared of little clusters of holes.

Kontraband.com

WTF Photos 2

 
 
 
  

Panty Hunt

The latest crazy in Japan called Pantsu Getta, derived from the English words "panties" and "get", Pantsu Getta is were women hide their panties somewhere in a public place and then post to a bulletin board clues to where the panties are.

A game starts when a woman posts a message announcing that she has hidden some undies in a certain area. Anybody interested in searching for the undergarments can post questions, which the woman can answer, and theoretically provide more specific clues about the location of the lingerie. When somebody finds a pair of panties, they're supposed to report all the details on the same bulletin board so that anybody still searching will know they can stop. On occasion, several pantsu getta will assemble at the same time and search for skids en masse.

Pantsu Getta
Courtesy of A Welsh View

The Story of Menstruation

Walt Disney's Story of menstruation.

It just goes to show that Disney has always been family programming. Follow us on the journey of how women matoore.

Courtesy of A Welsh View

Drive Me Insane!

Wow people, this is a huge WTF for me.

After coming across an interactive web cam, he became fascinated with the idea of people controlling things across the internet. It started with doorbell logs set up on the net for all to see, then progressed on to a lamp, yes a lamp, that you *Points at you* can control. Turn it on, turn it off, turn it back on. Some one else turns it on, you turn it off. OMG, the possiblies of this boggle me.

Now you try it! Drive him insane ;)

Drive Me Insane!

Feces: For your eyes only

Even Bush's Feces & Urine
Are Classified Top Secret
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
By Wayne Madsen
WayneMadsenReport.com
7-5-6

Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.

In the past, similar operations were conducted against foreign leaders to determine their medical condition. However, these intelligence operations were directed against dictators in countries where even the medical conditions of the top political leaders were considered "state secrets."

The Israeli Mossad conducted one such operation against Syrian President Hafez Assad when he visited Amman, Jordan in Feb. 1999 for the funeral of King Hussein. The Mossad and its Jordanian counterpart installed a special toilet in Assad's hotel room that led not to a pipe but to a specimen canister. Assad suffered from diabetes and cancer and the operation was designed to discover the actual medical condition of the ailing leader.

During Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev's visit to Washington in 1987, the CIA reportedly placed a special trap under a sewage tank to collect the Soviet leader's bodily waste for analysis.

More recently, the CIA was reported to have collected waste samples from Ugandan President-dictator Yoweri Museveni's toilet when he visited Washington.

Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

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Thanks to EVP for finding it :)

Make it stop!!! Make it stop!!!

Oh my lord this tune is annoying. Make it stop this tune is annoying. I can't get this song out of my head!!!!

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